Over 99729

Have Demotivational Poster

LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.

TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm

MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!

TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Prize Gotti

HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

MAC - It's like shaving with a bowling pin

TAGS: mac shave bowling pin pc
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:04 am
I typed "shrugs," but it didn't stick with my comment?
fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:03 am
I thought this was hilarious, but looking at the votes I guess bowling is popular.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:24 pm
If you look closely you'll find a cut-throat embedded.


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier

IF NOBODY SEES YOU EAT IT - Does it have any calories ?

TAGS: nobody sees eat have calories
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - June 28, 2012, 8:48 am
Wow, You Could Eat That All Week.
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:24 am
Its a little old... 5till ... I like the 5 layers... or is it more?...


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding

THE EASTER BUNNY - Taking a well deserved break. My ass would need soothing after shooting out all those eggs too.

TAGS: easter bunny drinks cc i would have held out for at least rc
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
but....they were all done drunk.....guess I should stick to vodka then...
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
fido, I think I prefer your drunk posters better ;) 5L



TAGS: have fun while it lasts frolic
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 2:29 am
I used a suggestion from capn kangaroo for the 2nd half of this one. It really smoothed it out. Thanks capn!
Neener - October 21, 2010, 1:06 am
I like it
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 1:01 am
I like the direction you took with this. =)


TAGS: women too lazy to shave
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by gas

twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:10 am
It's a female Wookie!

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED - That Monday's just seem to strangle the life out of you ?


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by mariand

house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)

CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.

TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm

$350,906 - To raise me through college Luv Ya, Pookie

TAGS: let s have 3
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by gil

FORD - "Built Tough"? I Don't Remember The Sideways-Wheel Model? Must Be An European Model?...

TAGS: ford sad i have one
Rating: 1.76/5

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Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 4:22 pm
I appreciate that _Ally.
_Ally - January 8, 2010, 4:10 pm
So is this considered a compact vehicle? I called your mom back too Faceplant
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 2:19 pm
I kinda miss tunnels. Some of them were funny. But I know why they were stopped, I'm just being nostalgic.
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just imagine where we would be if you could tunnel comments... there's tunnel bait all over this.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 2:05 pm
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 1:57 pm
ROFL!! It's amazing how skewed the comments have gotten. All from a pic of a Dodge truck.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 1:13 pm
Thanks bart we both appreciate it.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 1:08 pm
If it's any consolation, most of the other guys called the next morning. I did, anyway.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
WOW really pay attention there ROB, WTF? Mooooooooooooooooo your a ***k! You said you would call her back and you never did *facepalm with tear*
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
RobCraken, do you actually read the other comments first? I think that has been covered.
ROBCakeran53 - January 8, 2010, 12:52 pm
I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble, but thats not a ford...thats a GM truck. Either a Chevy Silverado or a GMC Sierra.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:45 pm
Hey! f*** off with that BS....i love that car....almost as much as I love your mothers.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:41 pm
ROR!!! Like i said Almost!! Fatt Matt what does PONTIAC stand for? J/k
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 12:29 pm
MOO+ you know what Pontiac stands for right??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:24 pm
Almost....ALMOST!!!! take that back!!!!!
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:07 pm
Moooooooooooooo i know that GM owns Chevy i was just trying to change the mood, sucks about Pontiac they almost started producing quality products
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:03 pm
Awwww Faceplant.....you FAIL the hardest. GM owns Chevrolet .......try not to cry. Trust me on this, I love my Pontiac (also owned by GM), This was a hard year for me.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 11:55 am
It's not a car it's a Truck! Ha ha ha, just messing with ya.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 11:47 am
jk I like this poster. I don't care if the car is a chevy.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 11:46 am
The numbers 2, 7, and 1 can be added together to make 10. Half of 10 is five, and half of a lion is fertilizer. Thus, we should all vote five on this ****. Subliminal advertising!
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 11:43 am
The sad thing is this isn't a chevy either its a GMC, so who fails now?
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 11:43 am
Yeah, me too apparently...
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 11:42 am
d*** you Mooooooooooooooooo i had the same thought just a slower reaction time!
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 11:42 am
Thanks Needles13 - we hadn't figured that out already...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 11:41 am
What an original comment. Do you have any more revelations for us?
Needles13 - January 8, 2010, 11:24 am
Fail.....this is a Chevy.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:51 am
Sideways wheels would make doin' donuts much easier.
TexasJohn - January 8, 2010, 10:48 am
Really? This isn't even a ford.
culos - January 8, 2010, 10:35 am
Pimp-my-Ride gone wrong???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 10:25 am
You really could have tried harder on this one. There must be a lot of wrecked Ford pics out there....But Doog went too far in his criticism...lighten up Doog.
DrEvo82 - January 8, 2010, 7:38 am
WOW!! Talk about an ultimate f***ing FAIL!!
Doog - January 8, 2010, 3:25 am
Treehodger, first-know that a Z71 is a Chevrolet Silverado Z71 (see the decal on the quarterpanel?) Second-go lock yourself in a dark room with the lights off and contemplate how your f***tardedness has affected the lives of others near you...you f***tard

I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend

TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...

COMPARISONS - My love life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.

TAGS: representation love havenots
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:23 pm
A red, red rose Ferrari.
MissPriss - September 10, 2012, 10:22 pm
Sonny & Cher...you got me babe...haha. Thanks for the vote.
M0rd3kaI - September 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
Sounds All too familiar... 5L

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY - I intend to deserve it


BEHAVE - We upgraded from rulers.

TAGS: nuns guns behave
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by patrickjcruse

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 4:59 pm
uh-oh... :O
falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:53 pm
I say NAY!

PRIORITIES - These men have them.

TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
4L and fav'd :)


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?

TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a ***y potato



TAGS: batteries have positive side humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Ragnar - March 22, 2012, 4:13 am
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:49 pm

Oh, I'm definitely a girl! Funny's funny, that's all. And I think this is funny. If somebody gets their knickers in a twist about it~~well ;>
Rick69 - March 21, 2012, 6:24 pm
Lulz... Good thing this is from a woman... or so I think... XD


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by rerun

EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.

WE HAD A CLEAN POOL! - Never make deals with EVIL...

TAGS: i have altered the pool
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
Yeah... I slow roast elephant garlic in olive oil over night so it spreads like warm b***er... mmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 7:36 pm
mmmm, garlic roasted baby asparagus....
Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:34 pm
Main Course tonight is a 1 pound Mojo New York strip with chimichurri, a 40 count sea salt and cracked pepper rubbed Idaho baked potato and garlic roasted baby asparagus... wanna know the dessert?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 6:13 pm
well, chef, if you must know, after the 100 posters you feed us so far, we're waiting for the main course,
Chef - May 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
Oooooo... that was my 100th! Now what happens? Medications? Special canvas jacket?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 5:20 pm
The look on his face cracks me up!


TAGS: men and women have heartbreak
Rating: 4.47/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:10 pm
Depends how old a woman is...if she's young, she's she'll probably do it for head games... if she's old, she just can't be bothered and there's probably something better on t.v. Men mostly to break a date, because they have a h**ter date!
Cyberhagen - June 25, 2011, 11:59 am
Sorry, I just don't agree with this one. Women will also break a date just to play hard to get and play head games. Men are more likely to break a date because they got called in to work.
rerun - June 25, 2011, 8:30 am

this is your best one yet
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
Nice!.. 5 lipstick stained collars

OPPORTUNITY - You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

L-I-N-U-X -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

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thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


TAGS: abstinence it s not really a choice when you have no offers ***
Rating: 4.29/5

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culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.

SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...

TAGS: go ahead have me sh** now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.

MISTAKES - I've had so much fun learning from them, I think I will make some more

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE - their deductible was?

TAGS: some people have way too much money
Rating: 3.4/5

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Claire - January 11, 2011, 10:10 pm
I died a little when I saw #5.
JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:58 pm
#6 proves you can be drunk, stupid AND rich.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:03 pm
I love how those are all normal accidents with "normal" (as far as their value) costs. Then Wood's is so much higher. Lol. Fame does have it's price, I suppose.
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 7:31 pm
I got this in an email once. #3 went through a hurricane. and #8 was used in a vintage race in mexico
Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:28 pm
You know what happened to #3 - Bond.
MrRandom - January 20, 2010, 7:15 pm
What in the hell happened to #3? That poor Ferrari...

SECRETS - Everyone has some skeletons in their closet but it's up to you on whether or not you choose to share them

TAGS: skeletons how many doyou have
Rating: 3.25/5

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shmoe13 - March 10, 2011, 10:45 pm
Cloudchaser - March 9, 2011, 9:03 am
Unless of course you run for public office then your opponent or your opponent's supporters will find them and drag them out in the open whether you like it or not

FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.


TAGS: jake and sick have been baaaaad boys
Rating: 4.77/5

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R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:13 am
That's amsome! Sorry Sick, I love that song! :)~
sickartist - April 21, 2010, 8:31 am
If he'd asked for "Wild Fire" I'd have killed myself. 5L
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 5:07 am
PMSL - Absolute classic - straight to the Hall of Fame. 5L's


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

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RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'


HOME SCHOOLING - Ensuring the next generation of social cripples.

TAGS: i have no real friends wah
Rating: 4.26/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:58 am
Hey, I resemble that comment.... Lol XD
Gamedoc - April 10, 2012, 10:41 pm
I thought the internet was taking care of that...
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:17 pm
Thats a great poster! 5L
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:34 pm
Plus it gets really embarrassing when you get a crush on your teacher or your classmates...
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:53 pm
Sean - May 13, 2010, 12:49 pm
Love it. Especially the phrase, social cripple. Cool.



TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD... - that you set Ronald McDonald on fire? Don't worry, the king approves.

GUINNESS - The Soup of Beers

TAGS: so good you have to drink it with a spoon
Rating: 3.21/5

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Todd Snyder - September 6, 2009, 11:47 pm
Funny - 5 lions 4 u.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:39 pm
This is motifake... only providing fake motivation. If a picture of Guinness compels you to do anything, much less come to Lee's Liquor store with me at 9:30am.... well, then.... ok, I'll be back soon.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 3:41 am
loooooooooooooooooooook at my motifake. It compels youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD... - That you set a police officer on fire!

TAGS: have you ever been so
Rating: 1.78/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2011, 1:54 pm

pics are good 5150.idea is as well. now work it up. give it a unique view. make it funny...or demotivational.
Greeny - July 18, 2011, 7:22 am
Man... I mean Geez, better get out the puppy downers...

Christmas 2015 -

TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


TAGS: i have a dream
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - March 22, 2010, 11:21 am
ph**oshopped, right? but a great idea! 5L


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.

THE EGGMAN - Not Exactly What John Lennon Had In Mind



TAGS: close shave humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 3:48 pm

Thank you, kind sir.
Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:44 am
Missed this one LOL 5L

WRINKLES - Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

TAGS: wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:09 pm
shyt, culos' comment is over two years old, and I'm gonna laugh at it in another two years..LOL..big time
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:09 am
At my age you notice that your wiener must have smiled a lot over the years
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 9:55 am
Nice one Chef.


TAGS: chuck norris shaved 1983 2013
Rating: 4.44/5

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Vinxman - April 1, 2013, 6:27 pm
He's 73, so that may have something to do with it.
Preacher Man - March 31, 2013, 12:43 am
Remember the Old Testament story of Samson, who had his hair cut and lost his strength? Same deal here with the beard...
GaryO - March 30, 2013, 11:24 pm
Dang. Looks like Norris’ transvestite twin sister with them arms. When did he get a musclectomy?

HONEY, I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM! - I was in a sheep shearing contest....oh

WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON? - A black body, a white collar and if you get a bad one It'll tear the ass off ya!

TAGS: what do a priest and a guinness have in common
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Chef

Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:25 am

i thought it was great! still chuckling
manticore - May 9, 2010, 1:18 pm
Might have been funny if it had been original see


TAGS: why do idiots tend to have strong necks
Rating: 4.08/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am
5 Life lessons!



TAGS: we have a lovely gift for your trouble
Rating: 3.87/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:01 pm
f***ing priceless. I'd buy a pack, just to show it to people.


CAMPBELL'S PORK & BEANS - They're Out Of This World

CHAVES - Isso, isso, isso, isso...

TAGS: chaves isso
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by Kenji-182

union - July 22, 2009, 8:38 am
No watcho Telemundo.
Rhodopis - March 23, 2009, 1:05 am
Y luego, construiremos nuestra casa, y, y, y, y, luego... entonces, y y y...

Fatherhood -

TAGS: never have i been richer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - October 20, 2014, 6:34 pm
thx guys
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 6:33 pm
Heh heh, the early memories are the fond ones. Just war after that....I’ve got scars
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 6:02 pm
Sweet. But the minimum sentence is 18 years... lifetime probation. Keep us posted?
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:51 am
Beautiful - 5L
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 12:52 am

5L fav'd. Wunnerful!


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)


TAGS: lucky she dont have nads
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 2:09 am
HAHA! Would you say this is one of them?
ICEMAN - April 4, 2011, 8:05 pm
*c o u g a r s*
ICEMAN - April 4, 2011, 8:04 pm
I've heard that cou***s sleep in trees.


ADAPTING TO MOTIFAKE - If You Realize, That Most Of The Other Stings Just Want To Protect Themselves, It's So Much Easier To Simply Drift...

TAGS: have fun with motifake don t bother
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:47 pm
Poke, poke. jk 5Ls.

TV AZTECA - Best in the world with sideline reporters

TAGS: they have espn beat
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheGoat - February 28, 2010, 1:02 pm
I'm sorry - is there a football field here?

GOOD BOY REX - Who's a good deadly reptile?? You are! Yes you are- Wait! Let go of my arm! WTF!?! I did NOT say roll over!! Bad rex! BAD RE-*glug glug glug*


POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit.


TAGS: air travel we all have baggage
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - November 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
5Ls. Nice job GreyScorpion.
MrRandom - November 25, 2009, 6:23 pm
We can only hope there's not that much oxygen in the space.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:15 pm
5 Poodles GS...been down that road why too many times!

Nice Things -

TAGS: things cant have
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by mojojoverse

agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:01 pm
This one still cracks me up.
what - January 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
i don't get it



TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".

BITCH - Betta Have My Money!

TAGS: b**** dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Avrageteen

Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am
South African Rand! Represent!





TAGS: well now what have we here
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 20, 2011, 8:35 am
Jerk - August 19, 2011, 2:51 pm
I knew there was a reason why everytime you went to the Bowers castle, that hoe just left with the bowser.
shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 6:18 pm
guess she loves dragon d!ck
Anonymous2 - June 23, 2010, 11:16 pm
Hey, when she's been kidnapped more times than you can count, Bowser's chasing her down for some reason...
rerun - June 23, 2010, 6:28 am

do I need to call you wheels?
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 3:01 am
So, I have to drive while you do what you do?
rerun - June 23, 2010, 3:00 am

sh**gun time
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:28 pm
I won't name names...but this really happened to a bud of mine. He walked out of the delivery room and called his brother, a divorce attorney! They were Caucasian, and lets just say the baby wasn't.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 11:04 pm
Never trust those Princess types 5 angry poodles


TAGS: nazi day assignment google therell be no oogle as long as you have google
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 8:15 am
I need to see Google now?!?!?!
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:51 pm
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:05 pm
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:34 pm

HINDSIGHT - Maybe sharing wouldn't have been so bad in the first place

TAGS: we all have those regrets
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:46 am
Excellent! I always wondered when the rabbit was going to flip out! 5 crunchy sugary puffs!


TAGS: you still have motifake calendar
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - April 27, 2012, 9:33 pm
No sane man will dance. -Marcus Tullius Cicero 5 for the ladies, however
mariand - April 27, 2012, 9:07 am
yeah, sure... I'm a mediocre dancer

SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat

Inverted Hair Growth Syndrome -


TAGS: guess i have to spell it out
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 9:18 pm
Mother fu*k, this is GREAT!

DERBY WINNER RETIRES TO STUD - Good work if you can get it.


TAGS: men and strong women never hesitate samurais have but one second to act
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:19 pm
Think that's more of a redneck proverb, lol. I got it from Red Green. jk
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:14 pm
LOL... not at all.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
lol "What's right is right. Otherwise, it would be wrong and that ain't right."
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Kratos? Revenge? We've got one for that, too... it falls under "what's right is right"
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:47 pm
ITalian guys.... it's all about justifying everything you do with basically flawed, but sound logic.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:43 pm
That's a good rule...almost impossible not to follow it, unless you go the way of Kratos and off some gods.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
Sorta like the italian way.... I never killed nobody who wasn't gonna die anyway.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
Warriors have their own code of zen...you just have to kill people in a very civil way. lol
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
Oh yeah.... very Zen.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
Nice one 5L

UNLIKE SANTA... - The Reindeer were not immortal. So in his later years Santa was forced to improvise.

FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.

TAGS: why have i never bought a new ford this is part of it
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:26 am
Second one in a week from me where I took the ph**o. #106158

ROYALE-TEA - You know what they call the drink that comes with a Quarter Pounder meal in France?

TAGS: pulp fiction royalty assignment i know this is stupid you don t have to tell me
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

rerun - January 26, 2011, 5:48 pm

FSU = f***ing Shut Up.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 4:46 pm
FSUninja777- welcome. Before you trash, make someone laugh. you haven't been funny. Your comments are common and over used. Please try again.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 4:28 pm
pls don't trash on peoples posters, especially if the creator has seniority over you, and is/was a respected member of this comunity.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:13 pm
I'm new on the site and all, but we need to end crappy puns right now... preferably with the death penalty to prevent repeat offenses...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 8:12 am
*cough, cough* OK then...


ZAIDI MUNTADAR - an American hero

TAGS: i may not have liked the guy s intenions but what he did was awesome amirite
Rating: 1.7/5

More motifakes by aesop's folly

spacedog - November 17, 2009, 5:43 pm
@LogicDude - Yes! Austin Powers FTW!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 5:10 pm
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:20 pm
Them heels could put an eye out.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:19 pm
What? He threw a pump?
LogicDude - November 17, 2009, 4:12 pm
That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 4:08 pm
He threw the shoe


TAGS: have you lost weight patricia
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:25 pm
spacedog - August 28, 2010, 11:55 pm
Good night guys. This dog has to work early in the morning.
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 8:35 pm
thanks man.
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 8:33 pm
Must be the monkey diet. Nice one pzykosiz. 5L


TAGS: i must have this
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zook - September 27, 2010, 10:18 pm
that thing was parked next to a burger place by my house a few months ago
Iconoclast - September 27, 2010, 8:56 pm
Can I get one with custom rims?
Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 2:12 pm
Especially when you got the plane on the background.

TELL MICHAEL - it was only business

TAGS: gotta have abe on movie quote day
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - March 9, 2010, 5:49 pm
5 sleeps with the fishes.
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 4:02 pm
Gotta love Abe! 5 see ya in Barney Miller Poodles